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Tenfold Waff aka Paul Bray
Position: Setter
Tenfold is that most precious of players, one who never quite tires of telling you how good a player he really is. He still twitches if there is a train line too close to the venue
(was that a DMU?). Best indicator of how well Zymurgy are playing - "stressed Eric" vein on forehead. Also boasts an Ex in every volleyball venue(!). Has had to move away...(Dorking)
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Chuckie the Purple Bolt aka Neil Burnett
Position: Setter
Young Bernard has a proven track record in letting the beer get to him and is now starting to injure more frequently at tournies. In the presence of female company it is necessary to restrain The Bolt physically
in order to keep his setting on course. (For God's sake don't mention he looks like Hamish Macbeth!)
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The Silva Rockman aka Andy Pym
Position: Hitter
One of the "grizzled greys" of Zymurgy. (It's sun-bleached honest..) Unfairly named "The Oldest man in Volleyball"
by some of the younger upstarts in the team cos after all he's nearly a month younger than Crooky.
Also the sad anorak that meisters this site. Currently in the process of moving away...(Bristol - Feb 2000)
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Goldstar aka Neil Williams
Position: Librarian
One of many of exports from Wales, such as Rugby & Silicosis..
Is able to quote lyrics from any tune ever written and sing most of them. Problems with the old proboscis have limited his playing availability - tho' always comes good when selected!
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Hash Brownie aka Steve Brown
Position: Outside Hitter
Stalwart Zym member joyfully taken over some of the tournament entries this year.
Moved away..Came back again...Blimey Moved away again (Reigate - Nov '99) Boomerang Brownie - hey now THERE'S a nickname for you! Supper of many pints of Murphy's..how does he stay so coherent? - I must be pissed!
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Mr Mellow aka Neil Davey
Position: Hitter
Excellent performance this year.... although the results of the drugs tests are not yet through.
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George aka Keith Oldfield
Position: Outside Hitter
Is he still a Zymurgy member? Appeared a record number of zero Zym outings this year....... Priory anyone??
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Tarp Orgasmatron aka Steve Raine
Position: Middle Hitter
Yes, I can make that tournie - oh shit I'm double booked camping in France / Skiing / etc
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Daft Vader aka Andy Nicks
Position: Hitter
Brother of Lady-boy Dave, young Andy has a hard time living up to the family resemblence.
As described recently he's still in the play all weathers/tournaments/organising enthusiasm mode.
...By the way Andy, have you finished that PJ print job for me yet??
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Shut It! aka Mike Halse
Position: Setter
Occasionally Mike deems to break off from his long holidays to make Zymurgy appearances.
Long time organiser of Wanderers - deserves a rest from sorting out things for us "term-time".
Is really an old hippy - no wonder he works in our compoooter section..
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The Yogic Flyer aka Nick Maye
Position: Setter
Still not much known about ver Flyer.. made some useful appearances tho'..
Teamed up with the Rockman to beat allcomers in an impromptu thursday night 2-a-side tourny.
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Natty Maureen aka Paul Hunt
Position: Hitter
Natty is the world's tallest player - in fact the photo was taken by the Hubble Telescope - He uses his natural physique to blast volleyballs to oblivion, although to appear less
aggressive never jumps when at the net. Natty is the team's ginga (every team must have one... EVA rule 161.4 para II) and must be covered up during sunlight hours. Now moved away - Rugby, August 99.
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psyberman aka Adam May
Position: Setter
Adam is far too vertically and athletically challenged to be a volleyball player. Copious quantities of nicotine and caffeine are required to keep him awake for the whole day.
Guinness has been known to improve his generally doleful comportment although dosage should be strictly regulated to prevent anti-social behaviour and maintain non-horizontal alignment.
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The Bisto Kid aka Eddie Gribble
Position: Groupie
Ted starred in the recent film "Sleeps with Battenburg".. whilst not quite as dangerous as wolves it still made one hell of a mess of his tent.
The Hard Drinking Gribster necks down pint after pint of gravy each morning trying to emulate our northern compatriates (Taunton) |
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Scrote aka Shaun Coate
Position: Groupie
Although you wouldn't know it to look at him, he's actually becoming quite co-ordinated and may soon be playing under the Zym banner
no..... I lied..!
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Membership of Zymurgy is as mutable and fluid as the oceans (who writes this rubbish??!?)
To cut the crap and make the grade Zymurgy membership is based on;
"So, you're playing this year - are you up for the same tournament next year?"
Jib and your place goes to a more deserving cause..
click here to mail Zymurgy HQ
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