14/01/2002

You ain't seen me right!!!!!

Okay - so you want all the details on me then huh?  Well forget it - you get what I want you to get..hehehehe

Nah, only joking wif ya....My name is Michael Cooper (Mick or Mickus to my friends!) and you have somehow found your way onto my website - which is basically the contents of my head splashed out all over the World Wide Web...what were they thinking of??????

As this site grows and grows, or indeed if it doesn't get shut down!...hehe...you will get to know more about me and what goes on inside those trivia soaked grey cells!

I live on my own, in my humble abode which you can see on the photo gallery - alone that is apart from my evil cat Blaze - who hates everyone including me - she uses the place as a hotel and somewhere to sleep between killing wildlife and whoring it up with the tom cats.

Things I like a lot....My Grandma (she is the greatest), Cats (The more evil the better!), Ice Hockey, Trivia (mmm), Cricket, Football, Gardening, Talking Cobblers,  Comedy, Making People Laugh, Karaoke, Music, Food, Nice Girls, Bad Girls - infact - GIRLS!!!! and of course my friends - whom I admire and adore greatly....hehehe

Things I despise with a passion - People who are cruel to animals and children, Golf, people who act like tits in any internet chat room, Politics, People who block the isles at supermarkets, Pretend Gardeners, Political Correctness (feck that!), Nottingham Panthers Ice Hockey Team (SCUM!!), Carrots, Dentists and Sugar (I am diabetic and they try to kill me with sugar....they think I don't know....but I do....hehehe)

MORE INFO TO FOLLOW LATER - BLOODY HELL LETS JUST GET THE SITE WORKING FIRST!!!!!